THE SUPER-SECRET AUDIO FILES OF PETE SCHWARTZ (1996-1999)
AKA
PETE’S PARANORMAL CHRONICLES
01
PEte goes treasure hunting on oak island. terror awaits…
03
brief history of the shag harbour ufo……
08
PETE TRAVELS TO DARTMOUTH, NOVA SCOTIA AND JOINS FORCES WITH A FAERIE EXORCIST TO SAVE A POOR MANS SOUL FROM A CHANGELING CURSE
10
a “twin peaks” tribute, narrated by david lynch, with special celebrity guest david bowie
15
THIS EPISODE IS LARGELY REGARDED AS “THE WORST ONE” IN WHICH PETE QUITS PPC AND STARTS HIS OWN REALITY SHOW WITH DISASTROUS RESULTS
12
THIS VERY SPECIAL EPISODE CAPTURES PROOF OF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. JOIN PETE ON HIS WETTEST AND WILDEST ADVENTURE YET!
19
pete returns to the haunted house from the long-lost pilot episode, hoping to find his longer-lost ghost dad
23
MURDER! LUST! BETRAYAL! PETE’S B-DAY BASH IS A BUST WHEN THE BODIES START TO PILE UP. WHODUNNIT? ALL SIGNS POINT TO A MYSTERIOUS PAINTING
33
SERIES FINALE. IS PETE REALLY DEAD? DETECTIVE MORGAN AND DB COOPER ARE ON THE CASE
32
A PSYCHOTIC DOCTOR KNOWN AS “THE SPECIALIST” LURES PETE INTO A DEADLY MIND TRAP
02
Pete interviews a mothman survivor
04-07
SET IN HAUNTED HALIFAX, THIS MORBID TALE
EXPLORES THE LEGEND OF THE “PIT-RIPPER’S GHOST”
A GHOST WHO COMES BACK FOR ONE MORE KILL...EVERY 25 YEARS
13-14
AS PETE SETS OUT ON A QUEST TO FIND HIS FATHER, HE IS KIDNAPPED BY FREEMASONS AND TAKEN TO THE SECRET TEMPLE OF THE TEMPLAR
SPECIAL GUEST: NOAM CHOMSKY
09
it’s decision time. With the scientologists and a masked vigilante hot on his tail, how will Pete get out of this mess?
11
MOrgan and schwartz are on the hunt for an actor turned junkie turned vampire. will they save him in time? no...probably not
16
ray’s ghost takes the form of a pigeon and haunts the ancient castle which pete now calls home
(co-written by edgar allan poe)
18
pete & friends bravely visit camp crystal skull, where serial killer “marty the mangler” lurks in the shadows
20
while in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds, pete schwartz keeps dreaming about going down to the morgue
17
pete plays a cursed nintendo game
21
pete discovers a secret comedy club for ghosts
22
PETE IS TORMENTED BY A DEMENTED CAT KNOWN AS MR. WHISKERS AKA BEHEMOTH AKA DEATH!
25
with the help of the ttg and a talking bumblebee, pete prepares for his final showdown against scientology
27
DB’S CHRSITMAS SPECIAL IS CUT SHORT WHEN KRAMPUS COMES TO TOWN
28-31
WELCOME TO THE HALIFAX TUNNELS SAGA!
24
A hitchhiking pete schwartz is picked up by an undead trucker…
26
while hosting a haunted vhs board game party,pete unleashes his evil doppelganger etep!

